Are you tired of getting every paper accepted in the best journals? Well, you should submit then to the Journal of Universal Rejection!
The founding principle of the Journal of Universal Rejection (JofUR) is rejection. Universal rejection. That is to say, all submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected.
Pretty neat!
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If they can make a law
Then I can break a law
If I can break a law
Will the law break me?
-Dropkick Murphys
Minus Two Fish 